Scratch

Here you will find older scratches, musings and other detritus that once were located on the front pages, but have now faded.

Filed away here to collect dust and cobwwwebs in perpetuity, links may break, facts may change and data may corrupt.

On occasion I may come down here to tidy, but for the most, I prefer to leave the past where it lies.

TV Licensing Agency

Judging by the conversation on my landing they do know where you live and aren't afraid to pop round at odd hour, presumably much to my neighbour's chagrin.

I am usually of the belief that men will never know the real answer, but as the lady with the clipboard said in a very stern and genuine manner "No sir, it doesn't matter if you need help carrying it or if its small enough to fit in your pocket..."

One of their current slogans is along the lines of What will you sacrifice to pay the �1000 fine. I'm wondering if "screaming infant" is an option...

18 Jan 2005 19:33 | (0) comments | Thoughts