Scratch

Here you will find older scratches, musings and other detritus that once were located on the front pages, but have now faded.

Filed away here to collect dust and cobwwwebs in perpetuity, links may break, facts may change and data may corrupt.

On occasion I may come down here to tidy, but for the most, I prefer to leave the past where it lies.

Ooh-ness

Hell. You got a mucous membrane - you'd be crazy not to accessorise!?!! If thats a bit farther than you want to go or you fancy something more temporary, you could always consider piercing your eyelid.

Or perhaps if your want aesthetics and functionality, you may want sub-dermal knuckledusters.

And whilst it may be possible to beat someone into submission with the above, and I'm not saying I wouldn't watch girls attempting to knock each other out with their kn.. anyway, in a do or die combat situation I'd probably opt for the sleeker more effective new Metal Storm smart gun capable of dishing out 240,000 rounds per minute of unadulterated high velocity metal death.

1 Feb 2006 19:12 | (0) comments | www